In the event of a zombie apocalypse, the first thing I would
do would be to scream bloody murder, just to get it out of the way. Then I
would calmly collect myself and proceed to make my house an impenetrable
fortress. I will have the following things with me:
-Food and water for as long as possible. I have faith
that the U.S. military will be able to wipeout the zombie plague—a la World War
Z—within a few months, so I will mostly be waiting.
- My personal savings in gold. If the combined armies
of the world cannot save us, then all of Earth will descend into anarchy.
Precious metals and vital resources will become the currency. Back on the gold
standard.
- My AR-15. When push comes to shove, I will trust my
life to my AR-15. I will attach to each bullet a capsule of a highly caustic
chemical solution that will explode on impact. With this setup I will mow down
the marauding, mausoleum-desecrating menaces.
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