Brave Little Toasters - Sam Flomenhoft

My favorite inanimate object is my Phone: Cohen the Phone.

(from Cohen's point of view)

I spend most of days either in Sam's pocket or on a desk singing music. Its a pretty good life, I run messages back and forth for him but he takes care of me and always feeds me and gives me plenty of rest. Its not always so easy, one time specifically this summer. Sam really likes nature and hiking and that kind of stuff so naturally we went to Red River Gorge, which is a beautiful place by the way, you should visit sometime. Anyways, Sam did all the work as normal, he carried me all the way to Natural Bridge, which is the main feature of the gorge. Well we got to the top and I must say, it was a beautiful but frightening view (a long way down). What happened next though, I don't think anyone was ready for that.
Sam was wearing athletic shorts that day, which had shallow pockets so I was fairly liable to slip out. I don't think Sam realized this because he walked over to an edge with a slight slant on it and sat down and guess what, I fell out. I slid right out of his pocket on to the slanted part of the edge, and from there I slid right off of Natural Bridge.
It was a long fall, it felt like eternity and I was sure I was done for. I would smash into a million pieces on impact and Sam would most surely be brought to tears. That wasn't what happened though, fortune was smiling on me that day and I fell into a bush on a lower part of the trail (which was the path up to Natural Bridge). While this was extremely lucky what happened next might have been luckier. At the exact moment I fell into the bush, some friends of Sam's were walking by and they recognized me as Sam's and brought me to him. It was surely one of our crazier adventures, and since then Sam has always taken very good care of me and kept close watch to make sure I wasn't falling off any more bridges.