Sunday, November 30, 2014

Changes! - Meagan Hale

Stupid people are a burden to society. Life threatening mistakes are made by stupid people. Stupid people cause car wrecks and stupid people touch priceless artwork with their greasy hands and stupid people hit others with the bat instead of the piƱata at birthday parties. If stupid people are allowed to remain they will kill us all. Perhaps the most dangerous trait in stupid people is that they are easily manipulated and being manipulated by the wrong people could be very detrimental to our world. We should all fear stupidity and as long as it remains prevalent in our society stupidity will continue to reek havoc on us all. It is up to us to protect the human race. A test has been developed to weed out the stupid from the intelligent. A common sense test will be administered to the current population. Those who do not earn the desired score will be terminated making the world that much safer. Science, Math, Language, history, and english can all be taught and learned; common sense cannot. By targeting common sense we can insure that those with potential are safe. This is the future. This is the protection we have been looking for. Crime will be reduced and mistakes will be limited. Once the stupid are removed from the existing gene pool the generations to come will be more intelligent then we could possibly imagine. Cancer will be cured, Mars will be walked on, the ocean floor will be explored. Without stupidity holding us back, the human race will excel to unfathomable heights and beyond.

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