Brave Little Toasters- James Jones

         Oh finally he's awake I can hear him getting out of bed reluctantly. Okay I just have about thirty minutes until he's done getting ready. Yes he's finally putting his pants on alright now don't forget to put me in your pocket, I'm important remember, I have your permit, and your money, I wish you realized I mattered as much as that phone thing, Maybe I'm just jealous. 

         He's pulling me out of his pocket I'm so excited! See I'm just as fun as that phone I'm a leather Jacob's ladder and I give you money. Wait why did you stop flipping me and stuff man? What's going on? NO NO NO, please don't take a dollar out you don't need the chocolate bar. I knew it you took a dollar out I'm already too thin you need to feed me more, get a job or something, well then you'd have less time to kill by playing with me. Wallet life is a struggle. Wait what's going on now are you seriously taking out more money? Why do you need gum?! And you dropped me great this day is perfect.  Sense my sarcasm? 

         Wait are we home? Why are you taking me out of your pocket this time? We are home I knew it, well I was done with you any way, taking my money, dropping me and stuff, some could call that neglect. No don't put me on your nightstand yet I was kidding. I miss you.