Wednesday, November 5, 2014

BOO -Joshua Strange

First- If zombies were attacking, I'd be pretty freaked out they escaped their coffin and climbed through 6 feet of dirt or reassembled all their ashes just to come eat my brains, but if that were the case, I would be ready.
I would first, hop in my mom's big red truck drive as fast as I could to a gas station and fill it up with gas.  This thing is a tank and could easily drive through and kill a lot of zombies that were attacking me.  Then, I would find a decently sized work tower.  Maybe something a little smaller than the big blue building downtown.  Then I would either find a way to drive inside or just crash into it and run in.  Then, I would shut down all the elevators and light the first flight of stairs on fire so that the zombies would have no way to get to me.  Then I would live in that building until all the vending machines are empty, all the zombies are dead, or I gather enough weapons or ammo or people to again hop in the car and drive to a better location to protect myself against these zombies.  Also, while stopping at that gas station in the beginning I would run in Kroger and grab as many Little Debbies as possible.  Those things are worth dying for and are completely necessary in a zombie apocalypse.

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