Brave Little Toasters- Max Kaufman

My name is George, I'm a dollar bill. I'm a vagrant drifter most of the time. I have a quite busy life and I've done it all. I've been to at least one vending machine in every one of the 50 states. I wasn't a huge fan of Nevada, the weather is way to dry. I am a proud survivor of being in two tragic laundrymat accidents, thats right, two. But I yearn for more from life. I want to travel the world, climb Everest, see the Great Wall, drink wine at the Eiffel Tower, run with the bulls. I want to do it all, but it seems every time I'm traveling I get left behind in a rest stop vending machine or in a penny press for the worlds largest rubber band ball, or pumpkin, or giant rooster statue, or whatever, just distasteful. Sometimes I just feel downright worthless, what with inflation and all.