Do You Know Your Neighbor - Kevin LaZur

I sit next to Max Kaufman. I know a great deal about Max. I don't think there's anyone else outside of my family that I have had the opportunity to know as much as I have with Max. Max loves music, and plays a couple instruments very well (Bass, Piano), and knows how to play many others. He knows more than most about repairs and construction. He's smart, but I would imagine that his musical ambition takes away from the time spent on academics. Sometimes I find it odd that Max and I are close friends because he is so much more of a people person than I am. He denies this when talking to me, but I know he enjoys talking and socializing. Or maybe I'm wrong, I don't know Max is kind of all over the place. He also tells me he has a mild kind of colorblindness, but to this day I think he's pulling a prank on me

Max enjoys listening to the music of Jack White, which includes stuff by the White Stripes. If he were an animal, it would be an elephant. Elephants are afraid of mice. Mythbusters proved it (even though they left it as "plausible"). This is the same kind of unreasonable strangeness I can expect from Max. If he were a color, it wouldn't matter because he couldn't tell you what it is.