By far the most annoying issue I have to deal with on a daily basis is when people eat my food. If I bought something for me to eat, why on earth would anyone believe they would be allowed to eat any of it, but most of the time all of it, without even asking my permission. Granted, these people know that I would refuse them even a crumb of my food. I do not care if you wake up in the middle of the night hungry, it is my food!
There is a solution to this overwhelming problem. Shock collars. If someone starts to eat my food, all they need to stop would be a little, or big, shock. Yes they would feel pain, but do I not feel pain when I realize my delicious food was enjoyed by the wrong person? If I could just shock all the people who ate my food, the world would be so much happier and automatically there would be less household fights.
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