BOO - Sam Flomenhoft

Zombies have attacked. Detail your survival plan

At this point I don't know if I'd have a real survival plan. If you do a good job of surviving and killing zombies, you end up three years down the road with the same people everyday, under a lot of stress, hiding from an ever growing number of zombies, and you probably had to watch most of your friends and family not die, but be turned into mindless, flesh eating monsters. That being said, I'm still not an advocate of becoming one of those mindless, flesh-eating monsters.
The best course of action would clearly be to spend the first couple of days expressing your anger, finding the zombies who used to be people you disliked, and absolutely going to town on them with a baseball bat. After that I'd probably go to the store, take all Arnold Palmer Iced Tea - Lemonade and all the popcorn, find a place to whole myself up, and binge watch Netflix. Do you know how many shows I could finish before my death? Finally I could get around to that long list of shows people recommend such as House, Dexter, Grey's, etc. Of course eventually the brainless zombies would somehow figure out I was off somewhere gorging myself on popcorn and Arnold Palmer, and would come find me. On the bright side I had a nice last few months AND I've fattened myself up for the zombies so I would be tasty and I can take pride in being one of their most delicious meals.