Fictional Character, Fictional Life- Max Kaufman

If I were a fictional character, I think that I would be Roger from American Dad. As an alien, Roger has no responsibilities and nothing to lose. He has a family that, while it might be dysfunctional, provides for him, he even has the entire attic all to himself. Lets face it, Roger has it made, all he does is just chill on the daily, never needing to lift a finger. He is able to take part in any nefarious activity of his choice, as long as he has a wig on. Imagine it, being able to take part in all of the adventurous and exiting things in life minus any consequence at all. To me this sounds glorious, to live a life of excitement, drama, danger, and still be able to come home to a cozy little nook situated above the family that houses me and, for the most part, provides for me all the amenities needed.