Fictional character- Eliza Jane Schaeffer

This one is easy. If I were any fictional character, I would without a doubt be Hermoine. First of all, that would mean that I would live at Hogwarts, and I can't even begin to tell you how much I want Hogwarts to be real. I have dreams about it sometimes. Second of all, it is very clear that Hermoine is the brains behind Harry Potter. He may get all the glory, but she is the voice of reason. There would be no Harry Potter without Hermoine Granger, and I would rather be the one doing the grunt work than the one getting the glory. I would feel too guilty. And finally, I practically am Hermoine Granger already, so the transition would be pretty easy. I reread the Harry Potter books when I'm stressed (which is a lot), and I see myself so much in the parts about Hermoine. She doesn't believe in copying homework because then you don't learn the material and she always raises her hand in class and she doesn't like breaking rules. That's me in a nutshell. She also is very passionate about injustice (as am I) but I think her whole SPEW movement was silly. She was trying to help people that didn't want to helped, which I do not believe in.