Brave Little Toaster - Jeb Brumley

Being a chair is much more difficult than you may have thought. You spend all night just pushed half way under a desk and do not get to move until someone comes in the morning. And when they do come, they just sit on you for long periods of time. Like I said, I mostly just stay immobile at night, but during the day I often get pushed around, relocated, and occasionally get tipped over. Speaking of getting tipped over, it is so annoying when the person sitting on me starts leaning back and lifting my front two legs off of the floor. It scares me because I get wobbly and it reminds me of the times that I have been tipped over. Being a chair is far from relaxing. It is traumatizing to deal with several different people sitting on top of you throughout the day and not being able to do a thing on your own.