Assignment 20: How to make Munchie Tarts Emmet Allen

The following steps outline how to create a fantastic snack anytime one is in need of empty calories.
1. Be in the mood for munchie tarts.
2. Heat up two cinnamon or chocolate pop tarts.
3. Remove the tarts from the toaster and place them on your favorite plate.
4. Smear peanut butter generously on one of the tarts.
5. Smear nutella generously on the other.
6. Place the two tarts together, smeared side in, so as to create a food that resembles a sandwich in shape and function.
7. (Optional) Place marshmallows or marshmallow cream in between as well.
8. Retire to the sofa.
9. Enjoy the glorious bounty you have created for yourself through hard work and the perpetuation of American values.
10. :)